Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Tacky Trashy Tuesday

Its that time of week again, where you can say whatever you want and get away with it! This blog carnival was created by Micah head on over to her blog and join in on the fun!

Can I just take a minute to talk about class rings? Not ones from college where you actually should be proud to wear it, but High School class rings. It is my personal belief that if you have already attended your 10 year reunion then it may be safe to stick that in a jewelry box...FOREVER! It is not OK to still wear it when you have been out of High School for at least 5 years!

Fish net anything. Shirts, stocking, gloves, whathaveyou it looks like a hooker! I'm sorry if you have followed that movement that has tried to make fish net the new it thing, but I don't like it. It looked bad in the 80's and it still looks bad now. I'm just saying.

Please do not ask a perfect stranger when they are due. It is my personal belief that until there is something coming out of the business end of a woman it is not OK to ask when they are due. And at that point you can pretty much guess when she is due so don't ask then either. Another thing about the aforementioned question, please under no circumstances pat the said woman on the belly as you are asking the dreaded question! Also, when she has to do the whole "I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat" speech while mentally slapping you...she don't care if you are 70 and walking with a walker you should have learned some manners in the 1950's...ahem, please don't pretend not to hear her and continue on with your baby conversation.

Well that is all that I have for this week, remember to hop on over to Micah's Blog and join in on the fun! It feels good!


Anonymous said...

I agree on the fishnets. Maybe for Halloween, but the other 364 days of the year? Not a good look.

True story: My sister is a bartender and one day, while at work, a woman asked her when she was due and my sister (very nicely) told her she wasn't pregnant. The lady argued with her! And when I got there, she asked me if when my sister was due and told me I also was lying about it! Needless to say, I don't think she got great service out of my sister that night.

Micah said...

Ok, You MUST tell me where you got your banner, and super cute signature. I am going to steal your secret. Oh, yeah, TAG! YOUR IT! Go read my blog and get to work!

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